By Will Thompson
Commentary
We cant all be right in the ongoing culture war, where red and blue stare each other down, pretending the color purple isnt an option. At this point, were all too in love with the sound of our own voices to listen to a valid point from the other side. Were so entrenched in confirming our biases that well take YouTube videos produced by known hucksters at face value or retweet the latest social injustice without reading more than the headline because, of course those people did that.
(Please note that the phrase those people, which is interchangeable with you people, is a warning that someone is ignoring the intricacies of a problem because theyre frustrated. Additionally, you people is usually used in conjunction with if youd just. The appropriate response to someone using these phrases is probably silence.)
It goes without saying that, culturally, we need some help. I wont call my subject a savior, because saviors tend to get strung up by the powers that be and I want him to be around for a good long while. With this guy, we can just sit down and watch a movie.
Im referring to film critic and comic Joe Bob Briggs, former host of the Movie Channels Drive-In Theater in the early 90s and TNTs late-90s series MonsterVision. In 2018, he returned to movie hosting with The Last Drive-In, now in its second season on the horror-specific streaming service Shudder. Briggs has introduced millions to exploitation greats and hidden gems alike with humor, Texan flair and a PhD thesis-level of expertise on B-movie and grindhouse fodder. Joe Bob is highbrow on lowbrow. Nowhere else will films of this kind get this level of love and respect, even if he only gives two out of four stars.
However, Joe Bob isnt one to mince words when stating his opinion, which is sharp and delivered with a veteran humorists deep wit. The man has a stinging punchline. Hes not unaware of the failings of movies, filmmakers or those in society at which he sometimes takes aim. Hes not a member of the Politically Correct Task Force, either. He speaks his mind, defends the First Amendment, and has drawn occasional criticism for pointing out what he perceives as absurdity on the left. For all his criticism, though, there is an underpinning philosophy that unites him to his audience. Its in these ideas that we see how we might start patching the gaping cracks between us.
- We are all about embracing. At the beginning of his first revival marathon on Shudder, Joe Bob kicks things off with Tourist Trap, a surreal slasher starring Chuck Connors, an aging star known at the time for his work in Westerns. Its a weird, creepy, sometimes confusing, and ultimately unique film that Joe Bob says, we are all about embracing. How else are we going to sit through a movie about a guy who runs a run-down, roadside house of wax that may or may not have real people in it and whose owner often dons a mask and may or may not be his own brother and probably has telekinesis? Its gonna take some embracing and, having seen Tourist Trap illuminated by Joe Bob, I can tell you, its worth it. Its an experience you wont have anywhere else.
- Fail until you dont. One Cut of the Dead is a 2017 zombie movie thats more a metatake on filmmaking and creativity than zombies. Its a warm, amiable movie about the amazing things that can occur when a group of people unite around a common cause. At the films end, Joe Bob delivers a monologue directed at would-be filmmakers in the audience, the kind of folks who often approach him at conventions with dreams of making the kind of film he shows. With his intimate knowledge of the perils of filmmaking on every level, Joe Bobs words of wisdom are: Stop being an aspiring filmmaker. Drop the word aspiring and just do it. Field of Dreams is not about baseball, its about film. Build the stadium. Joe Bobs a realist, though, so its not all aspirational: And be prepared to fail, many times. And be prepared to be unprepared. He finishes with, Youre a filmmaker, thats what filmmakers do. They fail, until they dont. Clearly, a line applicable elsewhere: Fail, until you dont.
- We give em another chance. Joe Bob isnt one to get overly sentimental and sappy, but he admits that Christmas is when things might get a little heartfelt. During his Red Christmas marathon, he doesnt hold back. Theres people in every family who keep screwing up. No matter what you do, what they decide to do, they keep screwing up. He then references a number of personal responsibility laws being tossed around the country, laws that threaten to revoke monies and services to people receiving government assistance if they dont meet certain standards. Theyre laws that, in Joe Bobs purview, kick people when theyre already down. After listing the common arguments against second chances for these perennial screwups, Joe Bob simply disagrees. We give em another chance. That is the American way, that is the Christian way, that is the Jewish way and that is the Islamic way. Its called having faith in people, even when they disappoint you.
Im pretty sure Joe Bob didnt come up with any of these ideas himself. These are ideas, though, that unite folks around TV screens to watch stuff that your spinster aunt probably thinks will send you to hell, or at least cause the devil to give you nightmares. Maybe you will have nightmares, but, with Joe Bob, youve got someone in your corner, no matter what. We could all stand to extend this attitude to someone we dont understand and maybe find a little repellant, too. All are welcome at the drive-in, even your cranky aunt.
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is streaming on Shudder at 6 p.m. Fridays (check local listings for changes). Previous Last Drive-In marathons are also available on-demand through Shudder, an app available on most streaming platforms.
Thompson enjoys putting somewhat carefully chosen words in relatively meaningful order. He has been to college. He lives in Lewiston and can be reached at lcvrecordswap@gmail.com.